Sultan's 1st golf score

I remember a while back there was a poll on what my first golf score of the year would be so I thought I would let you know who won.
First off, I was playing great. Hit a lot of nice shots and was only 4 over when I stepped to the 7th tee. I proceeded to hit one way out of bounds and teed another. Another long shot out of bounds. My third one almost took Alerie's head off when it came off the toe of the club and went in the woods by sixth green. I teed another and hit it into the woods. Got in the cart and left, had to get home in time for the OU game anyhow. So if you had DNF you are a winner.