Basement Nation/ Phathead Challenge

member of the basement na wrote:

PhatHead wrote:

basement nation wrote:

The basement accepts the challenge. I just have one question. Why does that other team have to recruit all those guys to take on 5 hermits that reside in a basement? Fuzz used to hang out in the basement but he has now went to the darkside. I think the garage had him in their pockets all along as an undercover spy.

By my count it's 5 on 5. Me, Mecum, Terry, Fuzz and Rockhold versus basement nation. It would probably make a heck of a season of The Biggest Loser too.

This is really gonna be charlie stanley and I against you five. Oz wont' be around and root usually dicken with the horses, he only comes to the basement when we let him. We still accept the challenge.

I guess that since I'm a woman nobody wants me in so I'll listen to all the rest of the losers on this one!

Sparkplug wrote:

I guess that since I'm a woman nobody wants me in so I'll listen to all the rest of the losers on this one!

You're more than welcome to be on our team. It is required that;
1) you show up to the garage
2) drink at least 9 beers, but 15 is preferred
3) you must appreciate a good fart
4) you must be able to debate who has the better butt, Megan Fox or Jessica Biel. Be ready to wrestle in order to defend your argument.
5) Football knowledge is actually optional

You make it sound so easy, and here I thought this was a challenge

Im in with the Basement Nation. I think I might just take the title and the trophey

Sparkplug as owner of the Garage I believe you will probably need to go through an interview process in front of the garage's finest panel before membership is approved.

Scooter wrote:

Im in with the Basement Nation. I think I might just take the title and the trophey

Hold the phone here. You just don't jump in the ring with Ali cause you think you can box scooter. You gotta win a dang match before you can compete for the title.

Mecum's garage wrote:

Sparkplug as owner of the Garage I believe you will probably need to go through an interview process in front of the garage's finest panel before membership is approved.

I can only imagine what makes up the "garage's finest" panel. Do these interviews that you require take place before or after the garage's finest panel has 15 beers? Also, is farting of the worst kind allowed by the one being interviewed during the interview?

Yes and Yes

shouldn't be allowed talking about girls farting on this site, where is a moderator when you need them

The Champ wrote:

shouldn't be allowed talking about girls farting on this site, where is a moderator when you need them

Maybe the moderator is back checking to see what the challenge was, something like trivia, I think it was.

The deck is stacked in favor of the garage. They've already weasled there way into administration. Plus they will attend the Sultan's functions unlike these hermits and horse wranglers I run with. I am about to defect to the garage if welcome.

Do you think you can survive the initiation process?

basement nation wrote:

The deck is stacked in favor of the garage. They've already weasled there way into administration. Plus they will attend the Sultan's functions unlike these hermits and horse wranglers I run with. I am about to defect to the garage if welcome.

Plus, we are recruiting the only girl. You basement guys remember what one of those looks like right? They are the ones that kept telling Dennis "No" in high school.

Mecum's garage wrote:

Do you think you can survive the initiation process?

The odds are- yes. In my college days, I survived a fraternity "initiation", which is nothing compared to being "initiated" and "interviewed" daily by my 17 year old daughter. Oh, and I survived the "interview" that landed me my job as an Obstetric/Neonatal Nurse. Is yours an "initiation" or an "interview"?

Interview first

The inititiation process is not really all that bad, there are no goats involved, just a garage full of cigar smoke,busch light and a drunk Terry Alfman. On second thought you might want to bring in the goat.