News from the North Pole

As Santa's special attache for Southeast Ohio he keeps in frequent contact with me this time of year. He has been updating the naughty and nice list. The Sultan, of course, is at the top of the nice list. Santa wanted me to tell Attack, Whompas and The Champ that it is not to late to start bein good and get their status changed. I don't want these guys opening nothing but a warm 6 pack of Blatz on Christmas morning so hopefully they will make amends with their fellow man. Santa also said to tell you losers that Ohio State will beat Arkansas.

Endzone,
He said he will see what he can do about getting Stoops to Florida for ya. If the rest of you want to post your wish list I will put in a good word for you.

SultanofSmack wrote:

Endzone,
He said he will see what he can do about getting Stoops to Florida for ya. If the rest of you want to post your wish list I will put in a good word for you.

That woud make it a great christmas for me!

warm blatz is ok with me the champ don't drink maybe I can drink his also!

SultanofSmack wrote:

As Santa's special attache for Southeast Ohio he keeps in frequent contact with me this time of year. He has been updating the naughty and nice list. The Sultan, of course, is at the top of the nice list.

Who knew Santa was from Nelsonville?

Basement, I would hate for you to get moved to the naughty list. Especially since I just ordered you and yours a nice Christmas gift.

i wish ohio state would get an offensive cordinator come on santa help the vest out

Dear Sultan Claus, I would like one more loss for the Wolverines this season.

My WIsh List

1. Teach sultan the difference between real life accomplishments and fantasy football titles.
2. kick him in the (super tiny wee wee) too.

Champ,
You only have 15 days left to get on the good list. Name calling and making fun of people's wee wees will keep you entrenched on the naughty list. You will be disappointed if you get a warm 6 pack of Blatz instead of that supercharged rogaine you wanted.

I aint worried bout that rogaine, that just saves me time on getting haircuts. However being on this naugthy list can't be all that bad, hopefully santa sends me a naughty woman and sends you that super charged viagra you wanted.

I will drink Blatz, Old Mill, Coors Light... whatever as long as someone else pays for it. Don't care if it is warm or cold either. But if the three you mentioned stop razzing with each other this site with wither up and die, and we don't want that. Those three characters are what keeps this site interesting.

Attack wrote:

I will drink Blatz, Old Mill, Coors Light... whatever as long as someone else pays for it. Don't care if it is warm or cold either. But if the three you mentioned stop razzing with each other this site with wither up and die, and we don't want that. Those three characters are what keeps this site interesting.

I have to throw the Rock on that list of characters as well.

Dear Sultan of Sack...... Since im probably on the nice list I would like for the chick on Heros avatar wrapped real nicely & placed under my tree.

Mecum's garage wrote:

Dear Sultan of Sack...... Since im probably on the nice list I would like for the chick on Heros avatar wrapped real nicely & placed under my tree.

Dear Sultan.... I would like the same thing, only unwrapped.

Aren't some of you guys married?

phathead wrote:

Mecum's garage wrote:

Dear Sultan of Sack...... Since im probably on the nice list I would like for the chick on Heros avatar wrapped real nicely & placed under my tree.

Dear Sultan.... I would like the same thing, only unwrapped.

Dear Suckin the Sack, I am trying to build confidence and am tired of getting bitched at all the time so.... Please don't send me any chicks.

ROCK wrote:

phathead wrote:

Mecum's garage wrote:

Dear Sultan of Sack...... Since im probably on the nice list I would like for the chick on Heros avatar wrapped real nicely & placed under my tree.

Dear Sultan.... I would like the same thing, only unwrapped.

Dear Suckin the Sack, I am trying to build confidence and am tired of getting bitched at all the time so.... Please don't send me any chicks.

WOW! Now that is funny. See I told you Rock keeps this site going. Keep'em coming Rock.

Yes Phathead & I are married but like the The Sultan and his fantasy football let us dream of things that we know are not real.

Dear Sack.....Phathead & I talked and we decided that our wishes were too greedy & we would like to help out the less fortunate, so could you take our 2 wishes and try to get Hollister Hero a woman.

You and Phathead got married? That had to be a hell of a honeymoon!

Mecum's garage wrote:

Dear Sack.....Phathead & I talked and we decided that our wishes were too greedy & we would like to help out the less fortunate, so could you take our 2 wishes and try to get Hollister Hero a woman.

I'll have to think of it. With you dissin my name and all. Name calling will put you on the naughty list and I'm not sure Phathead's wish alone is enough to get a loser like Hero a woman. On the other hand, Hero wished for a new offensive coordinator. Bollman has long been on the good list so he cannot be fired but what we can do is giftwrap and deliver the top QB prospect in the nation.

Rock is so far down on the naughty list that he don't have to worry about it. One lump of coal comin up.

sultan of the sack i'll put you on the list for a new elton john album and a six pack of old mill.

I heard the Sultan went through a lot of old mill and elton john cassettes (or was it 8 tracks?) back in high school.

basement nation wrote:

I heard the Sultan went through a lot of old mill and elton john cassettes (or was it 8 tracks?) back in high school.

I'm not sure what he went through but i seen some of his high school pics and I promise ya he didnt go through many condoms