Happy Birthday Basement

A flashback to Feb. 9th 1977

I was sending Attack and Jarhead's wives a note that asked if they liked me please circle yes or no or maybe.

Phathead was polishing off a donut he had hid in his toy box.

Mecum was finishing a comb over for his kindergarten picture.

Attack was putting the last height mark he would ever see on his closet door.

Whompas was hoping Johnny Winks wouldn't take his milk money again.

Monstermedic was trying to decide if he should play sax or tuba when he was able to join the band next year.

Little Basement entered the world with an Ohio State onesie on.

SultanofSmack wrote:

.............Phathead was polishing off a donut he had hid in his toy box..........

Actually I was very slender as a child. I'm a little hurt that you would pick on me because of my weight. It's a sensitive issue.

Happy Birthday Basement. I'll buy you a beer this weekend and won't stomp your ass too badly at darts.

I'm sorry, can we still be friends? Circle yes or no or maybe

SultanofSmack wrote:

A flashback to Feb. 9th 1977


Little Basement entered the world with an Ohio State onesie on.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. I think your flashback is spot on except the above thing. I went and asked my mom and even looked through old photo albums of my early days. While I found many pics of me in Dallas Cowboy garb, I never unearthed a single thing showing any proof that I have ever worn anything with The University of Ohio State logo on it. Myth Busted.

happy birthday basement you dont look a minute over 60