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SultanofSmack Admin
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Bluegrass football challenge 1/30/2010, 4:30 pm | |
| The Sultan of Smack band is planning a return trip to the studio. Were gonna try to cut about a 5 song album. Here is the challenge.
You losers come up with a pair of lines that rhyme making fun of pro sports mostly football (I suppose McGwire and Clemons could use a bustin)
We'll pick out the best ones and the boys will put it to bluegrass music.
Example although I don't think its very good:
TO's up in Buffalo where you know its really cold Been threw out of 3 places before they had to fold | |
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Mean Machine Admin
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 1/30/2010, 5:42 pm | |
| Coach Oz is the big house, sportin' that Maize and blue! Though he still swears that he's a buckeye through and through. | |
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Mean Machine Admin
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 1/30/2010, 5:47 pm | |
| The Basement will be hoppin on Football Friday nights, Listening to the Sultan and hosting title fights. | |
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Mean Machine Admin
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 1/30/2010, 5:48 pm | |
| Just realized you said pro football. I work on some of them. | |
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SultanofSmack Admin
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 1/30/2010, 6:46 pm | |
| Thought we might try to make one this time we could take outside the area. If we can come up with some funny ones we can make it work. | |
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Mean Machine Admin
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 1/30/2010, 6:48 pm | |
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SultanofSmack Admin
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 2/4/2010, 9:24 pm | |
| You losers can't think of any or just aren't interested? | |
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Mean Machine Admin
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 2/5/2010, 2:48 am | |
| I've been preoccupied this week and haven't had much time for trolling the message boards. I haven't forgot about it though. Looks like interest is starting to dwindle though on the site. We need a good title fight or something to get things fired back up on here. What else am I gonna have to do until football rolls around. | |
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PhatHead Admin
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 2/5/2010, 9:13 am | |
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Warpig
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 2/5/2010, 10:30 am | |
| I have an idea for an entire song, but haven't had the opportunity to write it down other than some rough ideas. Maybe after being snowed in all this coming weekend, I'll get it done | |
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 2/5/2010, 11:27 am | |
| ppv uf in the basement on sat. That would be a good time for a rematch ![Twisted Evil](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_twisted.gif) | |
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SultanofSmack Admin
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 2/5/2010, 7:19 pm | |
| - Warpig wrote:
- I have an idea for an entire song, but haven't had the opportunity to write it down other than some rough ideas. Maybe after being snowed in all this coming weekend, I'll get it done
If you have a song I would love to see it. Gordon Gifford's sister is a music person and she has a great song called "El Camino." I'm trying to talk her into letting us record it. | |
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 2/5/2010, 8:34 pm | |
| - SultanofSmack wrote:
- You losers can't think of any or just aren't interested?
I don't like bluegrass....maybe cause I don't have a big pick-up truck, or maybe cause I've never slept with my daddy's sister, I just don't like it. | |
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SultanofSmack Admin
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 2/5/2010, 8:51 pm | |
| The whole album is not going to be blue grass. | |
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Warpig
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 2/5/2010, 9:15 pm | |
| I firmly believe in the Robert Earl Keen school of thought that the best bluegrass songs are about death, curses, dismemberment, and possibly torture. In that spirit, I roughed out a song about the Cleveland Browns being a career serial killer on draft day, but left my notes at work. So here is more of a poem that someone with some talent could possibly turn into a song that I jotted down about an hour ago.
The Curse of George Plimpton
Frazee is a house hold name for sending the Babe away And when the Bo Sox couldn't win it was the curse they'd all say
Those Cubbies of Chicago still can't get the job done but we know all about a goat and how it ruined Chi-town's fun
So what about those others wrapped up in futility? Is their an explanation far from the eye to see?
The Lions put the D in Detroit which always delivered pain with Alex Karras on the line and the legend Night Train Lane
Their speed and their power surely made opponents shiver you couldn't stop the silver and blue of the Lions by the river
Then George Wilson decided to let a journalist QB and for the next 50 years the Lions were as dead as dead can be
Barry couldn't break the curse neither could Herman Moore Then the D got hit by Millen to add to the Plimpton lore
The Lions sleepwalk through the years looking for their hero the one who can finally break the curse of a Paper Lion wearing zero | |
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SultanofSmack Admin
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 2/5/2010, 9:25 pm | |
| That my friend, is pretty damn good. | |
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![Bluegrass football challenge Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Bluegrass football challenge 2/6/2010, 7:22 pm | |
| Needs a chorus:
Its the curse of ole George Plimpton Oh these Lions have every Symptom
Can Stafford be the one to break the wretched spell Or are Lion fans doomed to life in hell | |
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Warpig
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