basement sumo wrestling title match

who will win the sumo title match in the basement on new years eve
charlie or j.j? this will be a site to see, these two wearing diapers

wow! what a horrible image. The match might not take place. Seems to be a disagreement over the payout and the Oakdale Wrestling commision is threatening to strip the champs title.

I dont think it is so much of a disagreement over the payout as it is that the champ is scared to lose his title. Pretty sure the payout is gonna be two large pizzas on the floor or whatever we decided to eat that day. Whompas cat, I heard you wanted to check the diapers for foreign objects. Here is a hint, just cause it is twice as big as what you are used to doesn't mean it is foreign.

How much are tickets?

SultanofSmack wrote:

How much are tickets?

$5 to watch or $6 to wrestle.

SultanofSmack wrote:

How much are tickets?

$3 and 12 blatz!

member of the basement na wrote:

I dont think it is so much of a disagreement over the payout as it is that the champ is scared to lose his title. Pretty sure the payout is gonna be two large pizzas on the floor or whatever we decided to eat that day. Whompas cat, I heard you wanted to check the diapers for foreign objects. Here is a hint, just cause it is twice as big as what you are used to doesn't mean it is foreign.

Objects in back of the diaper are foreign where I'm from.


winner gets a title belt and 3 hot wings!

The wife and I are looking for something to do New Years Eve. Is this a family oriented event?

New Years Eve weighs in are complete. Jones weighed in at 230lbs. The champ weighed in at 127 kilos. The match will go on. Bell rings at 10:30am Jan. 1. in the basement. Coach Oz will be the man in charge of the action. Could the 3 year title run come to an end?

A new champ is crowned. congrats to jones. I guess the wii fit payed off for him. I am in even worse shape than i thought. he caught me on my heels and got a takedown and I just couldnt find the energy to get back to my feet and regain control. I`m in line for a rematch during the national title game if i don`t retire. Or I could come back with the Jets and then the Vikings.

basement nation wrote:

A new champ is crowned. congrats to jones. I guess the wii fit payed off for him. I am in even worse shape than i thought. he caught me on my heels and got a takedown and I just couldnt find the energy to get back to my feet and regain control. I`m in line for a rematch during the national title game if i don`t retire. Or I could come back with the Jets and then the Vikings.

He's gonna have to buy a new trophy case.

No doubt, he's definitely on a hot streak lately. The wife is just happy I didn't have a heart attack. 4 minutes 28 seconds is a long time for a fat dude like me to be mixing it up. I left him a little present during my fall from glory though. He's gonna look good walking into his accounting office Monday with that shiner.

hopefully by monday morning the only shiny thing I pack into my accounting office is my basement heavy weight title belt. I would like to thank all of those who came out to support me today in my big match. A special Thank You goes out to Nintendo for sponsoring me and providing me with a Wii Fit packet. Also like to thank Dana White for the opportunity to be where I am today.

Salute to Jones, a true American hero!

oz has video of the match

That title will be back were it belongs soon. I watched all the Rocky's today and have been chasing a chicken around the yard. I'm gonna bust out some fight jitsu on him.

When I was in 7th grade Kenny Harper taught me an achilles tendon lock. It is a great submission hold and since Jones won the RFFL championship I would be willing to impart this knowledge to you.
Fried chicken at your place to watch Favre?

Fried chicken at your place to watch Favre?



He never did catch that chicken

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He never did catch that chicken

Could he have caught a bucket of fried chicken?

That is a good one

Jeremy Schaap just reported that in an effort to keep his health in good order and keep coaching that Urban Meyer has contacted Nintendo about procuring Jones' Wii fit workout regimen. Could an endorsement windfall be in the champ's future?

good stuff. but I'll have you know I am not as slow as you may think. I once outran coach Oz in a potato sack race.

was that a potato sack race or a race to a sack of potato's?

I saw a picture of Jones black eye, atleast you gave him something to remember you by. When is the rematch and is it true that the undercard is going to be Chasy V/S Alfman?

rematch was originally schedule for January 7th but some scheduling conflicts may have to push the date back.