basement sumo wrestling title match

This may be worth a roadie to Little Italy.

isn't as exciting as it sounds. two fat out of shape guys on the verge of puking and heart attacks

member of the basement na wrote:

isn't as exciting as it sounds. two fat out of shape guys on the verge of puking and heart attacks

Sounds like a regular Saturday night at Mecum's garage.

Amen to that brother

Mecum's garage wrote:

I saw a picture of Jones black eye, atleast you gave him something to remember you by. When is the rematch and is it true that the undercard is going to be Chasy V/S Alfman?

chasy v/s alfman and oz. v/s a wet paper sack

whompascat wrote:

Mecum's garage wrote:

I saw a picture of Jones black eye, atleast you gave him something to remember you by. When is the rematch and is it true that the undercard is going to be Chasy V/S Alfman?

chasy v/s alfman and oz. v/s a wet paper sack

I got $5 on the paper sack.

I will take the paper sack and let Dennis start on top

The first thread ever to hit 3 pages.

The paper sack would have no chance. As for the match i was a knock down drag out. Cant wait for the rematch. As for fuzz and alfman i will take terry after 20 beers and let fuzz start on top

the last time I seen Dennis around a paper sack it got ugly. He ate both cheeseburgers an order of fries and the chicken strip basket that was inside. Not pretty boys.

member of the basement na wrote:

the last time I seen Dennis around a paper sack it got ugly. He ate both cheeseburgers an order of fries and the chicken strip basket that was inside. Not pretty boys.

OZ. is still scared to play paint ball with the men in the basement!
" It Hurts" he said!

The BWF (Basement Wrestlin Federation) are opening up the divisions a lil. Weight classes remain everyone is a heavy weight, but we are adding an Tag Team Division. After I retain my belt against Charlie "Nature Boy" Roberts, I am going to ask him to team up with me to win the Tag Team belts. Out first challenge goes out to Rusty and Stanley since they get a kick out of the wrestling. Will the Richards Brothers step up and accept the The challenge from Charlie "Nature Boy" Roberts and J.J. "The Black Eye Bandit" Jones or will Stanley "The Backdoor Bandit" Richards be too scared?

You should video tape it and send it to the WWE. Maybe Vince McMahon will buy you out to avoid the competition.

I'm just glad you meant Rusty Richards. I got a little scared when I first saw Rusty on that challenge. I must warn you way back in the day Stanley and I traveled all over Southeast Ohio wrestling in youth wrestling tournaments. He might still remember some of Dave Hartley's old coaching.

I figure you and head can team up and terry and fuzz. maybe we can have a four corners match.

Do you really want to roll around with me while I'm in a Speedo and Lucha Libre mask?

wow not really, that is when i would tag in the nature boy roberts.

Is the big rematch tonight?

it was scheduled for tonight but with the weather we are getting it has been postponed. The officials at the MGM Grand (the basement) figured it was too risky to be on the roads.

Who do we contact to get a refund on tickets?

Tickets were sold as non-refundable. We appreciate those who bought tickets and bought the basement nation some pizza tonight.

Wo, wo, wo champ. I am not the nature boy. There is only one Ric Flair WOOOOOOOOOOO!

Don't keep us in suspense. Let us know when the match is rescheduled.

We haven't discussed the make up date yet. It has to be a big occasion to get me to leave the house though. Might have to wait till Super Sunday or better yet RFFL draft day in Phatheads yard. He would get half the gate of course. Maybe we could get some wonder dogs up there and some ring girls.