basement sumo wrestling title match

basement nation wrote:

We haven't discussed the make up date yet. It has to be a big occasion to get me to leave the house though. Might have to wait till Super Sunday or better yet RFFL draft day in Phatheads yard. He would get half the gate of course. Maybe we could get some wonder dogs up there and some ring girls.

I can provide the yard and we can probably go to Jerry's and find a couple of drunk ring girls.

drunk ring girls are the greatest

They will have to sign a contract with the basement nation.

Maybe we should have a Polar Bear match tonight in Phathead's yard. Probably be more entertaining than the Dallas/Philly game.

I tell ya what Scooter, no wonder everyone wonders about you. Contract or no contract, drunk girls are always welcome.

So when is this big rematch taking place? I need to get this outta the way so I can move on to bigger and better things.

I don't care. Whenever you want, but I want a little more than a half hours notice. Just keep the belt shined up for me.

JJ,
I still have some brasso leftover from my military days if you want to borrow it

With all that fantasy football gold, I figured you would have used that up a long time ago.

I use Neverdull on the fantasy stuff.

by the looks of the champs avatar, he may need some of that for his dome before too much longer.

I heard it works on shiners too!

basement nation wrote:

by the looks of the champs avatar, he may need some of that for his dome before too much longer.

That is why I pack this title belt around with me. The belt draws so much attention that people don't notice my balding head

Talked to Oz the other day. He says your title is going to be his.

I got a warm up match against charlie coming up and I figure that same day Oz can fight someone for the number one contenders spot.

Oz ain't gonna fight anyone unless they try to steal his snuggie or little debbie christmas tree cakes.

basement nation wrote:

Oz ain't gonna fight anyone unless they try to steal his snuggie or little debbie christmas tree cakes.

Or Michigan shirt.


Sorry Oz, I couldn't resist.

Oz does like those Christmas tree cakes. whats up with that? those aren't even that good.

The Champ wrote:

Oz does like those Christmas tree cakes. whats up with that? those aren't even that good.

Yea, they are definitely not as good as squirting some hershey chocolate syrup on graham crackers.

SultanofSmack wrote:

The Champ wrote:

Oz does like those Christmas tree cakes. whats up with that? those aren't even that good.

Yea, they are definitely not as good as squirting some hershey chocolate syrup on graham crackers.

or a fat girl

Everyone knows that Zebra cakes are the best.

The Champ wrote:

SultanofSmack wrote:

The Champ wrote:

Oz does like those Christmas tree cakes. whats up with that? those aren't even that good.

Yea, they are definitely not as good as squirting some hershey chocolate syrup on graham crackers.

or a fat girl

I do have to say that is pretty dang funny.

Thanks, that means alot coming from the Sultan of Smack. I try my best to get a laugh.

Your gonna need something to make you laugh after you quit duckin me and give me my rematch punk.

You better schedule that rematch when Nikki is at work. You might get a big crowd at the Basement.